KBR Strikes Again

Contractor for military committed serious violations

Houston-based contractor, KBR, providing services to the U.S. military in Iraq and Afghanistan, has committed serious violations of its contract, mainly by conducting inadequate inspections of electrical wiring and grounding at American bases, according to Pentagon sources.

"I want KBR to be exposed. More than anything, I just want them to step up and take care of what they're being paid to take care of, and to do the work that they are contracted to do. More than anything, let's put the security and the safety of our troops first," Harris said.

When asked for comment, KBR's most valued and productive Palestinian worker, Khalid Esmail, replied, "KBR is the greatest company on Earth. Did you know that KBR designed Minute Maid Park? No, seriously. They did."