Tuesday, February 17, 2009

The Mayonnaise Jar and 2 Cups of Coffee

When things in your lives seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 cups of coffee.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him. When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar. He shook the jar lightly. The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full. They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar. Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full. The students responded with an unanimous "yes."

The professor then produced two cups of coffee from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed.

"Now," said the professor as the laughter subsided, "I want you to recognize that this jar represents your life. The golf balls are the important things--your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if everything else was lost and only they remained, your life would still be full.

The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car.

The sand is everything else---the small stuff. "If you put the sand into the jar first," he continued, "there is no room for the pebbles or the golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you.

"Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness. Play with your children. Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18. There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal. Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter. Set your priorities. The rest is just sand."

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the coffee represented. The professor smiled. "I'm glad you asked. It just goes to show you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of cups of coffee with a friend."

Thursday, February 12, 2009

I saw this crazy ad -- it actually got to me.



Waiting For The Guards is the first of 3 films commissioned by Amnesty to highlight the enhanced interrogation techniques used by the CIA in the “War on Terror”.

The Directors approached the making of the film in a way that has never been done before, choosing to show the reality of Stress Positions in as authentic a way as possible. They filmed a person who was put in Stress Positions for over a 6 hour period. There is no acting on the part of the “prisoner” – his pain and anguish are real.

This powerful film shows without a doubt that what the US administrations say is interrogation is really torture, and must be stopped.

We believe that this film is a great introduction to what the unsubscribe movement is all about, so we ask you to get the film out there in any way you can.

The more people that see it, the more people will be compelled to unsubscribe.

Happy Valentine's Day!





Don't forget -- YSAC Valentine's Day party at the clubhouse between Fountainview and Chimney Rock! :)

From the Sultan Video Vault -- Judy at age 4

Friday, February 6, 2009

KBR Strikes Again....

KBR charged with bribing Nigerian officials for contracts

The former Halliburton subsidiary KBR has been charged with bribing Nigerian government officials with "tens of millions of dollars" to obtain "billions of dollars in contracts," according to court documents filed late Friday in Houston, Texas.

Once thought to be the world's leading company in every facet, KBR has, in recent times, been accused of everything from bribery to killing a soldier in Iraq to harboring Al-Qaeda terrorists in its work staff.

Official spokesperson for KBR, Khalid Esmail, replied in an email, "I just think that the Pakistani/Israeli conflict needs to get solved already. And why are we bringing Nigeria into this? Hasn't Hakeem done enough for us that we make them an allie already? We are not providing further comment at this time. By the way, KBR is the greatest company in the world. Go Tigers."

10 peeks at sex in the wild

Birds do it, bees do it. Even female jumping spiders do it — dangerously.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29042787/